In ACT II of this musical monodrama, Chris[The]Alchemist returns home to challenge Historical perspectives on Haitian Mysticism, consciously integrating fresh Herstorical knowledge into the business of day-to-day life. Her mystic adventure is brimming with imaginative insight, which de-colonizes and remaps lost ties to her motherland, Ayití (Land of High Mountains). Satire softens the sizzle as she critically analyzes her experience navigating Western paradigms of success as a Queer Third Culture Kid. This original work was created in an 8-session Solo Performance Workshop designed to support the development of professional-level theatrical plays.